Are you still calling your favorite inhalant ‘poppers’?

Well according to the Church of Scientolog’s ‘Foundation For A Drug-Free World’ you are so behind the times. They have being touring New York City public schools teaching children about the evils of some fo the world’s more popular recreation drugs. Parts of the information they are imparting are the street names that are now used for inhalants.

We are not quite sure where/how they discovered these terms, maybe some leading Scientologists filled them in... but calling poppers names such ‘Satan’s Secret" suddenly makes us think maybe we have underestimated them.

Poppers that is, not the Scientologists.