It’s been a lot of begging and pleading, but I’ve finally been given the chance to write for GayCalgary.com magazine. What’s my assignment? Well, it’s reviewing the hottest releases in adult film from some of Calgary’s best places to procure such materials. It’s a hard job but somebody’s got to do it.
That’s the last bad joke, I promise. This is a classy magazine after all.
Some of the best movies come out of Europe, especially Russian porn. I don’t know what they put in the water over there, but if Kristian Bjorn’s Hangar, available at Adult Depot, is any indication, perhaps I need to plan a trip. Amidst a plot about criminals trying to crack bank codes to steal money, police officers "infiltrate" their ranks to bust them in some of the hottest action I have seen in a long time – my DVD player and I both needed a smoke afterward. It clocks in at 150 minutes, which is a long time by porn standards, but the scenes are amazing. Apparently in Russia, people don’t have sex in any less than three’s... another reason to book a flight. Yes, you will have to read to get the plot developments, but at least the scenes make sense as opposed to "Ding-dong, here’s your pizza, oh where did our clothes go?"
You definitely want to head down to Adult Depot and pick up this flick – hot guys, a story, and did I mention hot guys? For something a little different, check out GayCalgary.com’s other April selections – Marc’s Orgy Afternoon from Marcbrodey.com for those who like their porn stars young (and Canadian! It’s filmed in Toronto). And then there’s Squirt from Sweatshop Video – while sex in front of a Christmas tree may seem wrong, this is an interesting dynamic featuring guys under 5’8" coming out on top of the 6’+ boys.
Vivid Video is the feature company from the Adult Source selections for April. Pure is the story of young lust, as three guys reminisce about some of their early sexual experiences. This reminiscing of course gets them excited, and each performer gives us a sneak peak with a solo performance before letting the camera’s see what got them so hot and bothered. All together it is six scenes with some good looking guys getting it on, including an especially interesting scene in a gym – somehow watching sex while wearing big red boxing gloves, to me, is comparable to wearing clown shoes. Maybe that is a new fetish I need to figure out...or not. Regardless, Pure is simply sex weaved together with a thin plot – but in some cases (ok most) you don’t care about plot. This month’s other GayCalgary.com Adult Source selections are Dax – a steamy story on hustling for rent, food, or just because you’re horny – and Insert Name Hear something a little wilder and edgy than the standard x-rated fare.
I am exhausted... and you can probably imagine why! It’s off to rest and let you guys check these films out on your own. Don’t worry, I wiped them off before returning them! Oh, and if you’re still not sure, you can see teasers for these pornos on select GayCalgary.com TV ads and terminals, intertwined with all those photos and community events.
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Contributor Benjamin Hawkcliff |
Topic Adult Depot | Adult Film Review | NSFW | Priape |
