The fireworks god works in mysterious ways as revellers discovered in London this weekend as a display turned very manly indeed.

Thousands of attendees at a firework's party were amazed to see a massive johnson light the sky when two fireworks collided to create possibly the world's biggest cock.

As the two fireworks hit midair, they exploded into what can only be described as a climactic snail trail in the sky.

it brings tears to our eyes.