“Double Standard” by TitanMen.com, Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Dean Flynn, Francois Sagat*, Tyler Peter, Max Schutler, Markus Ram*, Billy Berlin, Eric Moreau, Rick Van Sant, Diesel Washington*.
Francois Sagat is a jack of all trades, but in this DVD he is a plumber working on the boiler of a new house, alongside of Max Shutler. If Sagat wasn’t thinking about sex before, it certainly enters his mind when he heads upstairs to do a task, and finds a dishwasher full of dildos in all shapes and sizes. He takes one that he fancies, and starts working on himself. But it isn’t long before his plumbing partner discovers him, and joins in. Things start out innocent enough, but take a very dirty turn after Shutler blows his load. I reckon the new owner is NOT going to be happy to discover beer and piss all over his new kitchen floor.
Meanwhile two architects are having a meeting to discuss a set of blueprints, and get to talking about load-bearing walls, shafts, and penetration. Hey, I can appreciate a good pun, it had me laughing. If anyone cares, the plot line doesn’t surface until later…I guess they wanted to concentrate on fleshing out the characters first. HAH! But seriously, I enjoyed the surprisingly tender scene between Diesel Washington and Eric Moreau.
The best way to describe the cast is a balanced diet of blue collar and white collar guys. Sagat, Washington, and Markus Ram are the toughest looking of the bunch; Dean Flynn and Rick Van Sant are as hairy as the men of this film get. Everyone else is either skinnier or prettier.

“Roman’s Holiday” by Falcon, Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Roman Heart, Max Schutler, Pedro Andreas*, Daniel Marvin*, Robinho Desilva, Ulises Falcon, German Rojas, Michael Amerika, Alejandro Bravo*, Bruno Bordas, Thomas Achaval*, Damian Ferreyra.
This porno was filmed on location in Buenos Aires, which makes for some refreshing foreign scenery in a nice warm climate. The guys all seem to be natives to the country, and whether boyish or manly, they all share the trait of having well tanned, hairless bodies (except for Damian Ferreyra, who has a slightly furry chest but the face of a Neanderthal).
Nevertheless, even as an avid fur-lover there was still huge appeal for me in Pedro Andreas, Daniel Marvin, Alejandro Bravo and Thomas Achaval. What they lacked in body hair, they made up with facial hair and good old Latino sex appeal.
Roman enjoys his holiday by trawling for guys, having orgies with his friends, and using his special psychic powers of remote viewing to witness complete strangers bumping uglies (in scene two, “uglies” would apply to more than just their privates). Roman makes the big score in the final scene, as he ends up going home with the aforementioned Pedro Andreas and Daniel Marvin – not only Hispanic hunks, but tattooed and pierced ones at that!
With such a large and varied cast, it would be difficult for anyone not to pick out a Latino lover that they can daydream about.

“Jock Tease” by Jet Set Men, Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: David Dakota, Aaron James, Chris Thomas, Dylan Wood, Chris Thomas, Shawn Hunter, Mason Ross, Derrick Long*, Brent Steele, Zackary Ryan, Lucas Knowles, Jack Ryan, William West.
According to this film, a “jock tease” is when sportsmen make homoerotic comments about their fellow players, or jokingly dry-hump one another, and so on. However, in this case there is no teasing! The athletic cast talk smack about one another, as if being interviewed for a news report, and get downright raunchy talking about their fellow players. After talking the talk, we then get to see them walking the walk.
My favorite scene, simply for its comical segue, is the battle of the tops Dylan Wood and Brent Steele, who fail to notice the willing victim Aaron James. But once Wood and Steele have a chance to properly duke it out, James gets his wish two times over! However, even hotter is African American jock Derrick Long who demonstrates size seniority in the sauna with his college buddy Jack Ryan.
This porno involves quite a big cast, and sports themes include Soccer, Football, Basketball, Wrestling, and Baseball. The guys are athletic and smooth so that their muscles are fully visible, ranging from beefy pretty boys to fit middle-aged men.

“Brothers’ Reunion” by Lucas Entertainment, Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: Wilfried Knight*, Ben Andrews, Jason Crew, Tommy Deluca, Anthony Marks, Arpad Miklos*, Jackson Wild.
Wilfried Knight has just found out from his dad that he has a long lost brother in the city of New York. You wouldn’t think this was earth shattering news from the way Knight drops his father’s call to arrange a hook-up with his old pal Arpad Miklos. Though let’s be honest, for a hook-up with Arpad Miklos, some of us might forget about losing a left arm. Knight is quite a looker himself.
The two go for some light mattress talk before things get hot and heavy. They mess around on a bed beside a 3rd storey window, through which you can see traffic and people walking past unaware. The tinting can only do so much - jeeze, what must the neighbours think!? Nevertheless, what makes this scene out of the ordinary is that Knight does a bit of toe-sucking, and Arpad later returns the favour to clean up his climax.
It’s not all hairy men in this movie. Knight’s buddy Ben is desperate for a lay, and Knight is his go-to guy. Soon a twink is there to service him, just like he wanted. I’m sure Knight’s brother will be fascinated to know his sibling is also a pimp! But never mind, Ben is HUMONGOUS, and there’s no way that twink is getting out of there without some injuries…and more toe sucking!
Rent the movie to find out what happens, though you have to know things will get pervy when the “brothers” unite. Oh, and look out for the unfortunate scene with the anal douche. The Oscar goes to Lady Bunny for her impassioned performance as Aunt Judy.


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