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INTERVIEW - Pam Ann At Whistler Pride 2017

Celebrity Interview by Lisa Lunney (From GayCalgary® Magazine, January 2017, page 28)
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Whistler Pride 2017 is set to be invaded by the one and only—Pam Ann. Everyone’s favourite air hostess is set to cause some turbulence and debauchery during pride. GayCalgary caught up with her for a chat about fashion, visiting Canada and most important—her mile-high club.

GC: Canada is excited to have you back, what are some of your favourite things about this snowy country?

Pam Ann: People are so nice especially the cabin crew on Air Canada, I once got fingered flying on Air Canada from NY to Vancouver.

GC: How did the world of aviation sweep you off your feet?

Pam Ann: When you grow up in the middle of fuck knows where Australia all you dream about is getting on a plane and the fuck off the island. I wanted to see the world and the only way is to fly.

GC: What can you tell readers about the current state of the air travel industry with increased security?

Pam Ann: Personally, I love being fisted at security especially when I'm flying El Al en route to Tel Aviv, sometimes you get double fisted. I make sure I leave a bottle of water in my carry on purposely just so I can be pulled aside... have you ever seen Israeli security HOT!!!

GC: The question we are all dying to have answered. Why are bagged nuts are such a popular snack?

Pam Ann: Everyone loves warm salty nuts.

GC: What are your thoughts on Stewardess fashion and the practicality of a miniskirt?

Pam Ann: It's amazing what a mini skirt can do for an air hostess. I'm always bending over picking up invisible forks.

GC: Any dreams of being a pilot?

Pam Ann: I’m not a pilot but I can fly a plane especially after a few cocktails. The Airbus is flown by a computer so it’s one switch on and one switch off... the rest of the time I'm doing shots with the crew, sucking cock and smoking pot. What you don't want on an Airbus is the rainbow wheel (like on a computer) because then you have to reboot and at 37,000ft you're fucked.

GC: Real talk. Who has joined your mile-high club? Who would you like to add?

Pam Ann: Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, Pamela Anderson have joined and I'd like to add Ryan Gosling and Obama.

GC: Have you experienced any turbulence both in the air and your personal life lately?

Pam Ann: I love turbulence nothing makes you more alive than the fear that you might die. As for my personal life, I live half the year in NY half the year in Miami busy, busy, busy.

GC: What can pridegoers expect from you at Whistler?

Pam Ann: Spontaneous hysterical offensive (to some) fun filled with elements of horrific fear.

GC: Any closing thoughts for readers?

Pam Ann: I'd rather cry in a Rolls Royce than be happy on a bike.

Whistler Pride 2017 is set to be invaded by the one and only—Pam Ann. Everyone’s favourite air hostess is set to cause some turbulence and debauchery during pride. GayCalgary caught up with her for a chat about fashion, visiting Canada and most important—her mile-high club.

GC: Canada is excited to have you back, what are some of your favourite things about this snowy country?

Pam Ann: People are so nice especially the cabin crew on Air Canada, I once got fingered flying on Air Canada from NY to Vancouver.

GC: How did the world of aviation sweep you off your feet?

Pam Ann: When you grow up in the middle of fuck knows where Australia all you dream about is getting on a plane and the fuck off the island. I wanted to see the world and the only way is to fly.

GC: What can you tell readers about the current state of the air travel industry with increased security?

Pam Ann: Personally, I love being fisted at security especially when I'm flying El Al en route to Tel Aviv, sometimes you get double fisted. I make sure I leave a bottle of water in my carry on purposely just so I can be pulled aside... have you ever seen Israeli security HOT!!!

GC: The question we are all dying to have answered. Why are bagged nuts are such a popular snack?

Pam Ann: Everyone loves warm salty nuts.

GC: What are your thoughts on Stewardess fashion and the practicality of a miniskirt?

Pam Ann: It's amazing what a mini skirt can do for an air hostess. I'm always bending over picking up invisible forks.

GC: Any dreams of being a pilot?

Pam Ann: I’m not a pilot but I can fly a plane especially after a few cocktails. The Airbus is flown by a computer so it’s one switch on and one switch off... the rest of the time I'm doing shots with the crew, sucking cock and smoking pot. What you don't want on an Airbus is the rainbow wheel (like on a computer) because then you have to reboot and at 37,000ft you're fucked.

GC: Real talk. Who has joined your mile-high club? Who would you like to add?

Pam Ann: Celine Dion, Justin Bieber, Pamela Anderson have joined and I'd like to add Ryan Gosling and Obama.

GC: Have you experienced any turbulence both in the air and your personal life lately?

Pam Ann: I love turbulence nothing makes you more alive than the fear that you might die. As for my personal life, I live half the year in NY half the year in Miami busy, busy, busy.

GC: What can pridegoers expect from you at Whistler?

Pam Ann: Spontaneous hysterical offensive (to some) fun filled with elements of horrific fear.

GC: Any closing thoughts for readers?

Pam Ann: I'd rather cry in a Rolls Royce than be happy on a bike.


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