
Mariah Carey, Merry Christmas II You

Indigo Girls, Holly Happy Days

Glee: The Music – The Christmas Album
Mariah Carey, Merry
Christmas II You
Sequels usually suck, but
Mariah Carey’s not going down with that sleigh on her cleverly titled offshoot
to her Merry Christmas behemoth. That 16-year-old album spawned "All I Want
for Christmas is You," a modern-day classic whose new "Extra Festive" version
is, well, extra-noisy or something. More obviously, the diva’s "Auld Lang Syne"
sounds ready to ring in the New Year on a gay disco ball, as its slow preface
surges into an arms-up thumper. Beats percolate on first single "Oh Santa!"
too, with its old-school bounce and school-yard chant, but this wouldn’t be a
Mariah album without big, goopy ballads – and Merry Christmas II You is
padded with them: "One Child," one of two new tracks produced by Hairspray
composer Marc Shaiman, builds to a belting climax; there’s also opera-singer
mom, Patricia Carey, on "O Come All Ye Faithful" and a live, chill-propelling
"O Holy Night." But part two’s no classic, especially with the awkward Michael
Jackson-borrowed "Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane)." The
spirit’s there, though – and that goes a long way.
Grade: B-
Indigo Girls, Holly Happy
Days
That the Indigo Girls
recorded their first holiday album in Nashville is only appropriate – they’ve
never sounded this downright country. "I Feel the Christmas Spirit," a
bluegrass sing-along, is a toe-tappin’ good time. What follows is similar in
style but stripped to their much-adored acoustic sound: "It Really Is (A
Wonderful Life)," written by Chely Wright, adds a jazz twist, while "I’ll Be
Home for Christmas" is simple and understated, intertwining Emily Saliers and
Amy Ray’s voices like holiday magic (Janis Ian, Brandi Carlile and Mary
Gauthier add harmonies to the album, too). But what’s really special about the
refreshing Holly Happy Days (besides the cool packaging with lyrics of the
three new tunes written on ornament cut-outs) has more to do with the duo’s
rarely recorded song selection. One of those, Beth Nielsen Chapman’s "There’s
Still My Joy," is stunningly bittersweet – just how we like our Girls.
Grade: B+
Glee: The Music – The
Christmas Album
Before Glee conquers the
world (because it will), it’s conquering Christmas – the gay way, with a dude
duo doing "Baby, It’s Cold Outside" together (aw, cute!). On the holiday-themed
release from the cast of TV’s biggest, queerest drug, Kurt (Chris Colfer) and
possible-new-loverboy Blaine (Darren Criss) charm in a refreshingly gay take on
the classic. Otherwise, Glee plugs carols into the show’s formula for frothy
bouncers and over-the-top ballads: a jazzy, dance-made "Jingle Bells"; pop fave
"Last Christmas" and a soaring "O Holy Night," sung by pipe queen Lea Michele
(duh). Even the show’s knack for mash-ups gets play on this disc with "Deck the
Rooftop," a groovy romp. "You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" is an odd fit,
especially since Glee is known for, you know, singing, but it’s the only real
coal in this collection – one sure to make the yuletide gayer.
Grade: B
Also Out
The Superions,
Destination... Christmas!
Something weird’s to be
expected from B-52s’ Fred Schneider, whose side project with two other musicians
– known collectively as the Superions – is one strange, creepy, horny,
electro-fused spin. The perverted "Santa Je T’aime" answers the question, "Why
did Ol’ Saint Nick favor Rudolph?" And other novelty songs are just as whacky.
If Christmas got punk’d, this would be it.
Katharine McPhee, Christmas
Is the Time... (To Say I Love You)
Back to basics, and out from
the trendy trench, is where the American Idol loser lands on her simple
10-tracker. The songs on her third album, mostly made of classic carols, are
structured to conjure pre-fad-following McPhee, who sings her little heart out
and, with sole original "It’s Not Christmas Without You," pulls at ours.
The Puppini Sisters,
Christmas with the Puppini Sisters
What’d Christmas sound like
in the ’40s? Like the Puppini Sisters third disc, with 10 tracks as fresh as
new snow. The British trio (who aren’t really sisters) rework them with a retro
twist, jazzing up "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" and putting the
breaks on 1980s Wham! hit "Last Christmas." Even Mariah’s "All I Want for
Christmas is You" is revived – in boogie-woogie style.
Wilson Phillips, Christmas
in Harmony
If you held on for one more
day, then pay-off’s finally here: Wilson Phillips, the all-girl group who ruled
the early ’90s, are getting into the spirit with their first holiday LP. The
title couldn’t be truer – harmonies are their thing, especially on songs like
opener "I Wish It Could be Christmas Every Day" – but the album’s as safe as
giving a gift card.