
Kristen Wiig
Image by: Universal Pictures
It’s good to be Darren Criss
right now. Gleeks already know the news that the New Directions collective
fantasy of starring in a Broadway show will soon be realized by... a Warbler
(yes, Lea Michele and occasional guest Jonathan Groff are already Spring
Awakening stage vets, but just go with it). Criss will be the one getting his
shot in January 2012, as the Glee-propelled overnight sensation takes over
for Daniel Radcliffe in How to Succeed In Business Without Really Trying when
the Harry Potter star finishes his stint in December. Meanwhile, Kristen
Wiig’s follow-up to her hit summer surprise Bridesmaids, titled Imogene,
has cast Criss as her younger love interest. Wiig will play a woman who has to
go back to New Jersey to live with her tacky mother (Annette Bening) and winds
up falling for twentysomething Criss. File this one under: Snowballing Careers.
Remember to take your vitamins, Darren Criss. And stay away from anyone named
Lohan.
Kate Moennig going to Gone
Kate Moenning, The L Word
vet whose lesbian fan base remains as strong as ever, was last seen in a small,
pivotal role in the Matthew McConaughey legal thriller The Lincoln Lawyer.
But she has another project coming up titled Gone that should help boost her
recognition on the big screen. She stars alongside Amanda Seyfried in the
Heitor Dhalia-directed thriller about a woman who arrives home one night to
find that her sister is missing, kidnapped by the same man who tried to kidnap
and murder Seyfried’s character two years earlier. With no assistance from
police, Seyfried must find and confront the killer. No word on which character
Moennig will play (The kidnapped sister? The killer? A cop? The clue-giving
woman at Dunkin Donuts?), but it sounds just like the kind of popcorn thriller
audiences eat right up. Well played, Shane.
Cynthia Nixon conquers world
without end
It’s apparently a boom time
for fantasy on television, and we’re not just talking about Real Housewives who
think people can’t tell that they’ve had plastic surgery. Game of Thrones was
a big hit for HBO, and Starz’s The Pillars of the Earth miniseries did well
enough to spawn a sequel, World Without End. Tea Party types may be thrilled
to know that World, set 200 years after Pillars, deals with ordinary people
rebelling against the high taxes from the King and the Church of England (not
to mention a little thing called the Black Plague), but those same
conservatives may be less excited about the fact that proud lesbian and vocal
gay-marriage advocate Cynthia Nixon has been cast in a lead role. The
impressive ensemble also includes Miranda Richardson, Ben Chaplin and Peter
Firth, under the direction of Michael Caton-Jones (Rob Roy), and will be
premiering on Starz in 2012.
Reality bites Logo
All current signs point to
Logo straying the tiniest bit away from its LGBT roots with an eye to snagging
more single – and presumably heterosexual – female viewers, who have
apparently been drawn in by shows like Drag U and 1 girl 5 gays. The
channel’s upcoming slate of reality shows seems to bear that out, with titles
like Big Loud Lisa (a reality show about newlywed stand-up comic Lisa
Lampanelli going on the road with her husband) and Design My Dog, which will
pair up four dog owners with fashion designers to create canine couture. Also
on deck is Ballet Beach, about a dance troupe in Miami Beach stretching their
physical and emotional limits, along with the Carol Leifer sitcom Out in the
Burbs. Leifer’s not the only TV vet (she was a Seinfeld writer and
co-producer) behind these new shows: Lisa comes from Chelsea Handler’s
production company, Dog has the backing of America’s Next Top Model mogul
Ken Mok, and Ballet will be co-produced by former NBC president Ben
Silverman. But frankly, if any of these beat The A-List: Dallas, The A-List:
Los Angeles and The A-List: Freeport, Maine to the air, then a grave
injustice will have been done to television.