This month I was turned loose to make my own selection of pornos, and man did I ever hit the jackpot! I chose 2 videos from Adult Depot where many of the actors hit my visual g-spot dead on! For my tastes, that means guys with muscular bodies, handsome faces, and fur where it counts.
“Drill to the Point” by Titan Media
Well, I shouldn’t be surprised – Titan Media is known for its amazing selection of guys that fit my definition of attractive. In this case, the ones that appeal to me the least are the ones that are overly scruffy. This wasn’t the case with any of the stars in this film. Victor Rios, the black hottie featured on the cover and disc label, has a very attractive combination of goatee and 5 o’clock shadow. Joey Dino makes for an extremely woofy muscle-daddy, while P.J. Dixon and Mattieu Costa are just plain studly.
The first scene is unforgettable. In the dead of night, a robber breaks into a bank vault only to find a security guard (Victor Rios) half naked, tied and gagged to a chair. The robber quickly forgets about the money – I would too – as he unties and has his way with the security guard. I had a bit of a chuckle at how the gag is missing in one of the cuts before the robber removes it, but the action that ensues quickly shut me up. Although the robber wasn’t on my A-list, the sight of him didn’t let me down when Victor wasn’t visible.
To follow, Joey Dino gets into a jock-strap wrestling match with a good deal of rimming, 69ing, deep fingering, and then finally getting down to the nitty-gritty. Dino really did it for me in this scene, especially when he gets all sweaty. Sigh, once again lusting after models I can’t have.
Next, P.J. Dixon lets his guard down by falling asleep around his two buddies in the loading dock area. Soon he finds himself trapped inside an empty crate, though his associates were at least nice enough to drill him two air-holes. Oh wait…well, you probably already guessed what they were for.
The last scene would appeal to people interested in skinnier, more boyish looking guys – at a stretch, the brown guy was somewhat attractive to me. The most twinkish guy is put under with gas to have his tooth pulled. He has erotic dreams about his dentists …or is he waking up to all this after the gas wears off? It’s not too clear, so pick your fantasy. As for me, I’ll pick neither and go watch the first 3 scenes again instead.
The music in this film was perfect – it was there but I didn’t even notice it, meaning it didn’t overpower or distract from the imagery. Another nice thing was that the porn stars weren’t one-trick ponies – they all came twice in each scene, allowing for more “character exploration” than you’d normally see. Over all, this DVD gets top marks in my book!
“Skuff 3: Downright Wrong” by Hot House Video
You know you’re in trouble when it’s a 2-CD set. Thank goodness I can watch these films in double-speed, or else I’d probably be here all day! I’d seen a poster for Skuff 3 in one of the change rooms at Priape, so naturally I gravitated toward the wolfishly attractive Jason Ridge on the front cover. Aside from him, Kirk Ziegler also tickled my fancy in addition to my running favorite Arpad Miklos.
A fetish film, no doubt about it. My first clues were the guys wearing gas masks…immediately I’m sorry the twink in the last film didn’t have one handy, or that whole last scene could have been avoided. But back on topic, the settings are all very dungeon-like – dark rooms with black walls, chains, gray carpet, and chain link fences. The guys dress to match, in their leather harnesses, bracers, and ass-less chaps. The music isn’t at all intrusive, but has a very dark, almost creepy mood to it.
Jason Ridge appears to have been abducted by the two gas-mask wearers, though he doesn’t put up very much resistance. I can’t get over how much he looks like someone I know here in Calgary. All he really wants is a drink of water, which gets poured on his face out of a leather boot. Well, you asked for it!
Next, a muscle guy is blindfolded and bound to a chain spider-web, whereupon a slightly skinny leather-clad boy horse-whips him and has his way. The tables are turned shortly after he releases the big guy from his bondage. Ever seen a St. Bernard try to mate with a Chihuahua? That’s the impression I got at certain points throughout this scene, simply because of the size difference between the two guys.
I won’t go into too much more detail, but those into leather and bondage will really enjoy this film beyond a doubt! Plus you get a bonus (or should I say “bone-us”) disc with compilation footage, trailers, and a slideshow of XXX photos, some not even seen in the movie.
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