Well, I guess there’s no theme this month. There aren’t too many Christmas-oriented pornos that we could find, though I’d gladly have some of these packages under my tree!
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“Semper Fi! The Few! The Proud!” by Commando Videos
This film is done in a first-person format – amateur video with the camera man speaking as they film. I caught a glimpse of him in the mirror though, and I’m so glad he stays behind that camera. He’s filming two “straight [army] boys who are willing to take it off and get off,” as they watch a straight porno on television. A little sickeningly, the camera man talks to one of the guys about his girlfriend and pussy in general. They make it very convincing that the guys are straight, though with the disclaimer that these are fictional situations, I’m not quite sure what to think. Perhaps that’s what makes it that much more scintillating when the two guys are convinced to play with each other and try anal for the first time…OUCH, not even a one-sies, two-sies, three-sies! I definitely don’t blame him for saying “oh shit” over and over. All in all the guys throughout were fairly twinkish, though if you’re turned on by young straight guys you’ll undoubtedly get a kick from this porno.
“Lick Daddy Suck Daddy” by Stud Mall
Though the movie was released in 2005, the video and sound quality made me think it was filmed a while before that. They didn’t have music so much as a radio playing in another room of the house, making for some messy editing cuts. Personally I found the boys in this film to be a bit nauseating, but I guess they need to have their fun too. The daddies were undeniably more to my liking – beefy, furry, rough-talking and leather clad. “Mmmm, daddy, I love that hairy chest,” certainly summed up what I was thinking. But my gosh, the giant bruise “Uncle Jessie” left across the one boy’s butt was scary! Kid, explain to the nice social worker that you WANTED that spanking.
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“Lords II: Return to the Manor” by Jet Set Team Productions
Ahh, I love the smell of plot line in the morning. After a very serious introductory segment, good looking guy #1 shows up at good looking guy #2’s door asking about “auditions”. Guy #2 offers to “show him around”…one would presume he meant the beautiful manor’s yard with a prime view of Hollywood hill. No more than 10 steps from the door however, they inexplicably start into love-making. Hmmm, is this the audition they were talking about? If they are strangers then why are they wearing the same outfit? A mystery that can only be solved by watching the video for yourself!
The guys in this film are very attractive, and would probably appeal to a wide audience. They’re not bears, they’re not twinks; they’re not muscular and they’re not scrawny; they’re not clean shaven and they’re not scruffy. They’re just healthy looking 30-somethings with robust wankers – even I can’t complain!
“The Fuk Club” by Jet Set Team Productions
The title is definitely a play on the movie “Fight Club”, which begs the question: at the end, will the main character have a psychological awakening to realize he has been “fuk”ing himself all this time? Well…I doubt it, but maybe the guy with the freckly back will realize that it’s bad manners to belch while downing another guy’s cock.
The film starts with two somewhat muscular guys, alone together in a gym. The instructor decides that today’s lesson will involve training his pupil how to fight with a “pole”. He offers the choice between using the large wooden bow he’s carrying, or the one between his legs. Package squeezing ensues, and the choice of pole-arm is obvious. The next scene involves the hunky Latino guy from the cover – muscular, tanned, tattooed, both nipples pierced, and drenched in sweat! Not the biggest “Pitote” on him, but the rest of him is such eye candy that it didn’t bother me much. Definitely yummy if you like athletic types.
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Happy Holidays everyone! And if you’re a top, you’ll agree that it’s better to give than to receive!
