L’il Weirdigans from QUAB Gallery
In the Art Central Building
212, 100 7th Ave SW
(403) 261-2855
http://www.quab.ca
Aside from their provocative and sometimes homoerotic art, QUAB Gallery has some very unique hot selling items available for those who aren’t looking to spend hundreds on art. These are “L’il Weirdigans,” a line of mini-sculptures by artist Munkaspeni (incidentally, a pseudonym born from a drunken attempt to say “Monkey Penis”). The L’il Weirdigans come in 3 different lines. First is Voodoo Hoodoo, a set of voodoo dolls that look like monsters, or optionally the celebrity of your choice; Brittany Speers and Celine Dion were on display when we visited. They come with pins and plenty of pre-made puncture marks anywhere you’d want to stick someone – even the genitals! Secondly, the Dead Faeries line features a slightly morbid approach to bug-collecting. Many of the faeries have nails through their bodies, and they appear to be trying to pull them out. Others have parts of their bodies smashed by rocks, with big splats of yellow blood. Finally, the Personal Jesus line gets a little bold by featuring thematic version of the crucified Jesus. One piece has Jesus in a Superman costume, nailed to the cross with Kryptonite spikes. So if you need a gift for that person with the weird sense of humor, you can get a L’il Weirdigan from between $25 and $200. Check out the QUAB website for more photos.
Flowers from La Fleur
In the Art Central Building
#103 – 100 7th Ave SW
(403) 266-1707
La Fleur makes absolutely fabulous floral arrangements for a decent price. If you were at the Backlot’s anniversary, Twisted Element’s anniversary, or Money Pennies anniversary you would have seen some of their amazing work. Failing that, all you need to do is pop down to their store and you can see that they truly surpass your average flower shop. Though flowers aren’t the typical Christmas gift, remember that an arrangement by La Fleur won’t be your typical bouquet flowers!
Couples Massage from Professional Relaxation
Daniel
(403) 510-7572
Holiday season got you or your partner a little stressed? Why not get a massage to limber them up for that Holiday love-making? Or better yet, go in for a couples massage session where you learn how to give your partner a great massage. It’s a romantic gift that keeps on giving.
Hair Styling and Products from Russell’s Cobalt
735 12th Ave SW
(403) 228-7822
Maybe your hair is getting too long, or maybe you just want to change your style – how about a new color to usher in the New Year? Someone should get you a gift certificate for Russell’s Cobalt Hair & Aesthetics! Go in for a haircut, or select from their many hair styling products.
Toys & DVDs from Adult Depot
1514 14th Street SW
(403) 264-7399
140 58th Ave SW
(403) 258-2777
Adult Depot is a great place to buy or rent from their colossal selection of gay DVDs, but also check out their healthy compliment of sex toys. This month only, buy a life-size replica of your favorite Falcon porn star’s cock, and get a DVD with featuring that actor for an amazing deal! It will be almost like singing along to your favorite musical…except not. And if you don’t like the DVD you can still go f%$ck yourself!
Men’s Clothing and More from Priape Calgary
1322 – 17th Ave SW
(403) 215-1800
Priape has a huge selection of sex toys, but also check out their stylish men’s clothing and undergarments. Buy your boyfriend some sexy underwear, or some nice shirts and jeans to wear to the clubs. You’re bound to find something he’ll want…and there’s nothing wrong with buying for yourself while you’re there!
Women’s Clothing and More from Barbies Shop
1518 4th Street SW
(403) 262-0345
Barbies Shop has unique women’s clothing which would appeal to the Goth and fetish crowd. They also have a great selection of jewelry and leather accessories, not to mention their formidable leather boots! Aside from that, check out their new spread of “Glass Art” dildos - never before have I seen one that functions as a crank!
Ho Ho Ho Inc. – Ornaments and Trinkets
2nd Floor Scotia Centre Downtown
(403) 398-4685
What better Christmas present to give than Christmas ornaments, trinkets, and knick-knacks. The Christmas Store’s assortment of holiday decorations and accessories will blow you away! It’s an ideal way to get affordable gifts for your friends and family - with such a wide variety, you’re bound to find something to suit just about anyone’s taste.
Thomas Cook Travel – Holiday Flights
Wade Wiley
(403) 253-8494
If you just want to get away from it all, Wade can be your ticket out of Calgary. Fly out to visit your family if they live far away, or go somewhere warm just to relax. Treat yourself or surprise your significant other with a romantic get-away.
Foxwood B&B – Holiday Get-away
1725 – 12th Street SW
(403) 244-6693
On the other hand, maybe you want to get away for a day or two without leaving Calgary. The Foxwood Bed and Breakfast offers a quiet yet intimate environment. Take the time to read that book you’ve been putting off, socialize with other guests, or relax in the clothing-optional indoor hot tub.
Happy hunting
