“World of Men: Serbia” by Collin O’Neal, Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: Collin O’Neal, Roman Ragazzi*, Dakota Rivers, Robert Brankov, Bijan*, Robby, Julian Vicenzo*, Brennon*.
Serbia is a country in central Europe directly north of Greece, and bordering on Hungary, Croatia, Romania and a few others. Now that I’ve bored you with the geography lesson, let’s talk about the men. One might imagine this part of the world to be inhabited by the tall, blonde-haired blue-eyed Germanic type. Actually, the men featured in this film seem to dot the spectrum between Greek and German. Roman Ragazzi, Bijan, and Julian Vincenzo are quite obviously on the Greek end, while on the German end we have Dakota Rivers, Robert Brankov, and Robby. Brennon is somewhere in the middle, and O’Neal is just a bloody American!
So of course the Greeks caught my attention with their sexy facial hair / stubble, though aside from Ragazzi, their bodies were just as smooth as the Germans! However, judging by the hairlessness of Vincenzo’s beefy loins, I believe he must be a chronic shaver. He’s drop dead sexy nonetheless.
O’Neal gets his moment of glory in the final scene, portraying a steamy threeway with Bijan and his new pet Dakota Rivers. Darn you O’Neal, and your worldly sexual exploits that make the rest of us jealous!

“Father Knows Best” by Dirty Bird Pictures, Courtesy of Adult Depot
Cast: Nick Marino*, Tory Mason, Zackary Pierce, Tyler Riggz, Jordan Vaughn, Tristan Mathews*, Levi.
The movie starts off with super good-looking Hispanic star Nick Marino, having a telephone conversation with his daughter as he gets ready for work in the morning. His daughter talks about college for a while, dropping the bombshell on her father that she has found someone…the someone, that she wants to marry. She arranges to bring her boyfriend Steven to meet her father, over dinner that evening.
Steven is best described as a twink, with delicate features, spiky blonde hair, and a flaming voice that gives him away. Marino finds himself drifting in and out of reality as he imagines Steven unbuttoning his shirt and making the moves on him. As he rambles on about how he likes to go fishing, also a passion of Steven’s, he somehow gets wrangled into going on a fishing trip with the kid; the day before the couple is getting married, no less. Awkward!
As Marino gets ready for bed that night, he is haunted by the ghosts of his past. He wanks off to the vision of, what I believe to be an alternate version of his younger self, enjoying the company of a male friend. Is this how things would have been if he had come out of the closet earlier in his life?
Will his fishing trip with Steven cross the boundary from fantasy to reality? Watch and see!

“Centurion Muscle” by Raging Stallion Studios, Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Bo Knight*, Erik Hunter*, Ken Braun*, Huessein, Carlos Morales, Rueben De Angelo.
Having already reviewed the later installments of this series, it is interesting to come back to its roots. Well…if you find more of the same interesting. Nevertheless, if you like the formula then it’s not a bad thing. The premise is simple – no story, no pretense, just brutish muscle guys and their smooth counterparts, in the grips of passion.
My favorite scene was the very first one, depicting black muscle god Erik Hunter making dungeon love with muscle pup Ken Braun. Braun has a shaved head with reddish-brown goatee and body hair, an impressive tattoo across his right shoulder, and wears leather chaps, bracers and an arm band. They switch positions frequently, working their way from oral and rimming to anal. You it’s good when it leaves you feeling weak in the knees.
If you like Huessein (never seen it spelled with that first “e” before) from such memorable pornos as Arabesque, then you might enjoy his solo scene; he strokes and grinds, in a jock strap, on a leather couch. Although his body is muscular and wicked-hairy, sadly his mug has never done it for me.
Bo Knight was a new face for me - an older not-so-gentle gentleman, he shows off some amazingly chiseled pecs and abs. His thick goatee seems to gives him a muzzle, emphasizing an animalistic quality in him. Carlos Morales and Rueben De Angelo are the pretty faces in the film. Though they may exude that latino mystique, and take it like men, they aren’t particularly muscular and seem out of place considering the theme of the movie.

“Big and Beefy” by AlphaMale.com, Courtesy of Priape
Cast: Marcus Troy*, Oliver Rockwell*, Uncle John*, Edu Boxer*, Ross Hurstone*, John Thomson*, Charlie Fabravo*, Claudio Pezzano*.
Speaking of leaving you weak in the knees – this one did that for me, all the way through. As the title suggests, this DVD is heaven for those who like big, beefy, and hairy men. It unites a few previously known stars with others I’ve never seen before – trust me, I would remember these guys if I had!
In the credits, muscle daddy Oliver Rockwell does a slow-motion hair swish and brush back with his hand…hilarious because he is buzzed practically bald. The movie starts off with Rockwell stroking off on the couch in his home. Marcus Troy walks by through the forested scene outside of Rockwell’s window, and definitely likes what he sees. The two tease each other through the glass before Troy makes the move to go inside and get things really heated up.
Later on we see forest sex with Uncle John and Edu Boxer; sex in a barn with Ross Hurstone (never seen his name spelled with an “e” before…where are all these damn extra letters coming from?) and John Thomson; and finally in an odd abandoned cabin with a brick fireplace on one wall and two toilets in the corner, with hella-hairy Charlie Fabravo and Claudio Pezzano. I couldn’t possibly pick a favorite scene from this lot!

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