Attention
gays: recently paroled felon and rapper T.I. thinks you are too sensitive.
And
maybe he’s right. Maybe years of being treated like second-class citizens and
being accused of and equated with with pedophilia and bestiality and being at
risk of losing jobs or homes or family and being bullied and beaten and even
killed just for being gay has made gays a little sensitive.
Combine
all of this with a love for Barbara Streisand, Broadway, and Bette Midler and
yeah, I can see where sensitivity overload might be an issue.
I mean,
a person can’t even tell a little gay joke these days without the Gay and
Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation putting out a press release.
Thankfully,
T.I. has an exceptionally insensitive sense of humor, which he shared in a
recent interview with Vibe magazine.
"Man, I
will say this, the funniest joke I ever heard Tracy [Morgan] say during a stand-up
was, ‘C’mon man, I think gay people are too sensitive,’" T.I. said. "'If you
can take a dick, you can take a joke’ That shit was funny to me. And it’s kind
of true."
I know,
right? It’s so true! I can’t stop LOLing at the hilariousness of it.
Actually,
I don’t get it. How are taking "a dick" and taking "a joke" related? Maybe he’s
saying that both dicks and jokes go in the same place? In this case he’s
talking about the butt. And there certainly are a lot of butt-related jokes out
there, not to mention dick jokes. So maybe T.I. is just saying he loves his
dick jokes good and gay.
In the
same interview T.I. accuses gays of being un-American for protesting anti-gay
slurs.
"They’re
like, ‘If you have an opinion against us, we’re gonna shut you down,’" he says.
"That’s not American. If you’re gay you should have the right to be gay in
peace, and if you’re against it you should have the right to be against it in
peace."
Ah,
there you go. If only anti-gay folks were left to be anti-gay in peace things
would be fine. Never mind the fact that the only reason gays can’t be "gay in
peace" is because of the anti-gay folks who not only want to deprive gays of
their rights, they also want to deny that gays are fully human and would prefer
that they disappear. That, to me, seems like a difficult position to maintain
"in peace."
T.I.’s
aforementioned favorite joke comes from an anti-gay rant Tracy Morgan went on
during a June 4, 2011 stand-up gig. Kevin Rogers, a gay man in the audience,
detailed Morgan’s remarks on Facebook after the show.
Morgan
made plenty of anti gay remarks, including that lesbians just pretend to be
lesbians because they hate men, kids learn to be gay from the media, and that
being gay is a choice. However, all of this paled in comparison to what Morgan
said about his son.
Rogers
wrote, "[Morgan] said that if his son was gay he better come home and talk to
him like a man and not [he mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or he would pull
out a knife and stab that little N (one word I refuse to use) to death."
Got
that? If Morgan’s son was an effeminate gay man, Morgan would murder him in a
gruesome and violent way. This certainly goes against the T.I. claim that you
should be anti-gay "in peace." There’s really nothing peaceful about Morgan’s
comments. Or funny, for that matter.
As far
as gays being too sensitive, Rogers wrote, "I figured at some point the gay
jokes would fly and I'm well prepared for a good ribbing of straight gay humor.
I have very thick skin when it comes to humor; I can dish and I can take."
But
threatening to stab your son to death for being gay? That’s not a joke. And
it’s not funny. Morgan has since apologized for the anti-gay rant. T.I., on the
other hand, seems determined to keep this "joke" alive.