"Hard Cops 2" by Massive Studio, Courtesy of Priape

A lot of pornos come and go, but when I saw this one I instantly remembered how much I enjoyed the original Hard Cops film.  Who can resist the hyper-macho Zak Speers in uniform, or better yet, out of it.

They start it off with some vulgar but sexy dialogue as Officer Speers catches another police officer with drug money from a major bust.  He offers to split it with Speers 60/40, but Speers decides to have his cake and eat it too.

For anyone not familiar with Zak Speers, he is an exceptionally sexy muscle-bear, complete with tattoos, a pierced nipple, and a thick PA.  In this first scene he makes pretty boy David Long suck on him, but once he gets a load of the kid’s cock (it has to be about 9 inches uncut), Speers is down on his knees swallowing it like a pro.  It’s sometimes baffling how a big dick can turn an obvious top into a greedy bottom.

The other stars of this film are okay – reasonably muscular with body hair and tattoos of their own - but Speers definitely stands out as the alpha male.  I recommend this one for anyone who is turned on by the idea of tough-talking power-abusing, tattooed, macho and furry crooked cops.

Wait a minute, I just saw Trey Casteel in Hard Cops 2...now he’s on the cover of this one?  Looks like he’s back for a second round, but this time starring in a leather-themed flick.

The first scene has one of my favorites, Jake Dakota, except I didn’t recognize him at all!  His goatee is trimmed down to mere stubble and he is covered in a layer of sweat as the scene begins.  He is playing submissive to leather daddy Brendan Davies, down on his hands and knees servicing him and licking his boots.  The whole time, rock music plays softly in the background as if coming from a radio in another room.  Davies sits down on a spring mounted toilet-seat chair so that Dakota can rim him, and later on they switch places so that Dakota can easily bounce up and down on Davies’ cock until he fires a mammoth load.

But this porno isn’t just about leather, the next scene has Casteel playing around with Park Wiley – both of them in shining latex wrestling suits.  They start off tender enough with a little playful groping, though unexpectedly they begin to wrestle on the slippery black mat below them.  To date I don’t recall seeing a porno that had guys playing around in one of these newfangled latex getups, so it was...informative to say the least.  I say that with the evillest grin possible.

But don’t stop now!  The next scenes have bondage and blindfolds and anal beads and such.  Steve Cruz is a furry little bugger who is tied to chair, and simultaneously gets his dick sucked and his head shaved.  Plenty of kink for everyone!

Okay, so maybe fur is not your thing – maybe you like your men smooth.  If that’s the case then this porno will be a lot more to your liking.  Rascal exclusive Johnny Hazzard stars in this film, and his five-o-clock shadow is the most body hair you’ll see above the waist on most guys...well, not counting armpits.

As you probably guessed, this porno revolves around Hazzards sexual fantasies as he falls into a deep sleep.  The first scene shows Luca DiCorso and Eddie Diaz getting fresh in an odd setting – the wooden struts make me think they are on the inside of the walls.  Maybe it’s meant to be surreal.

The next scene has two boyish-looking twinks, Chad Savage and TJ Young, playing around in a lounge with large blue-leather couches.  They go through the gamut of kissing, dry-humping, oral, rimming, and anal play.  The music is very trance-inducing, and the actors quite relaxed.  Is there such thing as "ambient porn"?

The next scene has another twinkish three-way, this time with a bleach-blonde beach boy, a slightly dorky looking brunette, and a slightly asian-looking guy with a darker complexion.  It all takes place in front of a small snack concession stand, with a visible rainbow lollipop and a bag of popcorn.

At the end, Trent Atkins comes to join Hazzard in bed.  Maybe it’s his fantasy, or maybe it’s really happening.  Just be careful Hazzard, I hear an all-Atkins diet can kill you!

Poor Johnny Hazzard just doesn’t get a break.  Now he’s getting attacked by big, burly, flannel wearing country bears!  Well, he kinda deserves it for driving out into the countryside and playing with himself on the back of his truck bed.  If bears can smell food from a mile away, then they can definitely smell his fresh meat...and a freshly fired load.

Hazzard grabs his backpack and enters his cabin, forgetting the shirt that he used as a cum rag on his truck.  It’s too late, the bears have already caught his scent.  Arpad Miklos, Cole Ryder, and Steve Cruz lurk through the forest in their jeans and red flannel, their noses tilted to the air.  They find Hazzard’s truck and Miklos has a sad look of yearning on his face that there is nobody around.  Not able to contain their horniness any more, the three bears turn on each other.  Grrr!

As night falls, more bears have gathered outside of Hazzard’s cabin, and the incessant scratching at the walls distracts him from reading his book.  He opens the door to find Arpad Miklos, Blake Nolan, and Nick Marino waiting for him just outside.  It is a dramatic moment, with backlit smoke and everything – it made me laugh and cry out of my penis at the same time!  Hazzard looks about the same as I did; paralyzed with..."fear".  He has ample opportunity to shut the door, but the bears finally grab him.  Soon, Hazzard is hosting a 6-bear orgy, with him at the centre of it!