I slipped out from the Renaissance Dupont Circle into a
frozen wall of sleety rain, and it was perfect: Today was a museum day.
Of course,
I had to safely manage the trips in between museums! The overnight icing had
made icicles of my original plan to grab a bike from the pervasive Capitol
Bikeshare program, so I set out on foot towards the National Mall.
Being the
capitol of the United States, Washington, DC, is a hotbed of cultural activities.
Every cultural organization at least has an office here, which means that there
is a critical mass of excellent arts here.
The
National Mall is the center of most travelers’ cultural itineraries, with its
world-class museums open free to the public. The Mall is home to the
Smithsonian collection, which includes the National Gallery of Art, and the
National Museums of American History, American Indian, African Art, African
American History and Natural History.
Just off
the mall there is a bevy of other precious institutions, such as the United
States Holocaust Memorial Museum, the National Portrait Gallery, the National
Postal Museum and the Smithsonian American Art Museum. These museums are all
free, all of the time, so the lines can be long and everyone must go through
security procedures.
However, on
this particular journey, I was out to visit three of the few museums that
actually charge admission. I wanted something a bit different, something more
tongue-in-cheek, and something a little more exciting to symbolize the three
things that DC represents for me: intrigue, suspense and current events.
Intrigue: The International Spy Museum
At any
given moment there are 10,000 spies in Washington, DC; a significant statistic,
given Washington, DC’s central place in world events.
I mulled
this figure over in my head as I wandered the exhibitions. Could one of these
people be posing as a tourist at the International Spy Museum? A spy checking
out their industry museum, secretly smiling at all of the gadgets that she uses
every day. How delightfully meta!
When I got
bored scrutinizing the faces of unsuspecting Midwestern women trying to find
their children amidst all the gadgetry, I marveled at the production
design. They spared no expense in
crafting an atmosphere appropriate to the story they were telling. From air
ducts to secret bookcases, each exhibit reflects its content admirably.
I found
myself wishing I had longer than just two hours here, because the in-depth
coverage of how spies have infiltrated pretty much everything is super
compelling.
Suspense: National Museum of Crime and Punishment
After
discovering what spies do, and how they do it, I ambled a couple of blocks over
to the National Museum of Crime and Punishment – a powerful reminder of the
copious risks spies take on the ground.
The NMCP is
straight out of America’s Most Wanted, which
is unsurprisingly filmed on-premises. This museum exists to allow you to
experience all aspects of law enforcement – and to hopefully educate good
citizens that will never break the law.
Regardless
of the clear pro-police slant, I had a good time running amok amongst photos of
gangsters and sketchbooks from serial killers. I stood in a lineup, got put in
jail, escaped from jail, rode on a police Harley, drove a real-world simulator
patrol car into a tree, shot up some perps in a real-world police training
scenario, did enough pull-ups to qualify for the Police Academy, and pretended
to help solve a murder in the CSI Crime Lab.
It was all in a day’s
work!
After spending some time at the National Museum of
Crime and Punishment, the uneasy, mutually dependent relationship between the
outlaws and those that chase them is crystal clear. The museum toes the line
between glamorizing the notorious and emphasizing the morality of law
enforcement. This cloaked symbiosis is just as fascinating as the people who
live it out in the stories on the walls.
One thing
is for sure: Crime does not pay, whichever way you slice, dice or shoot it!
Current Events: the Newseum
Washington,
DC, is the epicenter of the 24/7 news cycle. The White House has a dedicated
platform for journalists from around the world. Newspaper, magazine, radio,
television and Internet journalists all vie for the latest scoop in what is
likely the city with the highest per capita ratio of journalists in the world.
Stories are
made and broken here, with some of the most coveted titles in journalism being
Chief White House Correspondent or Washington Bureau Chief. This is an ideal
home for the Newseum, a unique museum dedicated to all things news. The museum
is a hands-on look at the how and why news is made.
The Newseum
traces newsgathering back to its origins more than five centuries ago, and
takes visitors to the present-day multimedia electronic news of the Internet
age. I particularly loved the ability to
see newspapers from years of yore, all the way back to some of the very first
papers post-printing press. Slide-out drawers give access to a myriad of
different specimens in the Story of News Gallery.
I
desperately wanted to take my turn in the NBC News Interactive Newsroom, where
you are challenged to create an accurate news report under deadline
pressure. Unfortunately, I let my
solo-traveler insecurity get the best of me. I would have been in that hot seat
in a flash if I had someone to laugh with me – and not at me!
Fifteen
theaters are peppered throughout the cavernous museum, giving insight into all
kinds of ethical issues and shedding light on big news stories of the past. The
sheer volume of content is overwhelming, and the museum gives you access to two
consecutive days to accommodate even the most news-hungry visitor.
The 9/11
Exhibit is especially moving, with tears shed and shared with strangers. A towering piece of wreckage – the antennae
from the very top of one of the towers – frames a headline wall, which has
front pages from around the world on the days following the tragedy. It’s
staggering.
Washington,
DC, has enough cultural activities to fill far more than one trip. There are
countless organizations here that are dedicated to preserving and sharing our
national heritage, and spending at least one day experiencing this treasure
trove allows for a deeper understanding of the goings-on of one of the most
powerful countries in the world.