
Cyndi Lauper
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Cyndi Lauper’s gay diva
status in the 1980s was always somewhat overshadowed by the towering presence
of Madonna, but in recent years with her ongoing activism and musical shift
toward more dance-oriented tracks (including queer-specific personalities like
former gay porn star-turned-singer Colton Ford in her videos), Lauper has more
than reminded her fans where her loyalties lie. And now she’s going to remind
you that she can act by taking a role in the independent feature The Last
Beat. The cast includes French film star Virginie Ledoyen and Oscar nominee
Seymour Cassel and is the story of a rock star who goes to Paris in search of a
more artistic existence. For Lauper, it’ll be the first reasonably high-profile
feature project since she followed up her cameo in 1985’s Girls Just Want to
Have Fun with the psychic romantic comedy (and box-office bomb) Vibes. So
welcome back, Cyndi.
Weinsteins pick up Madonna’s
W.E.
The Weinstein Company has
picked up Madonna’s second feature as a director, W.E., for American
distribution later this year. You might not remember it, but yes, Madonna did
direct a 2008 feature film titled Filth and Wisdom that approximately 11
people paid money to see, so it wouldn’t be a surprise if she wanted to forget
it and make this new one her do-over. Based on the lives and relationship of
Wallis Simpson and King Edward VIII, the film stars Abbie Cornish, Andrea
Riseborough and James D’Arcy. Also, it couldn’t have come along at a better
time; the characters were a relevant subplot in last year’s The King’s Speech
– Edward abdicated the throne to be with American divorcee Simpson – and
recently Madonna’s pal Gwyneth Paltrow did a wickedly funny
history-teacher-substitute impersonation of Simpson on an episode of Glee. So
there’s a chance this one will attract more of a ticket-buying audience than
the director’s last movie. Better news? Ms. Ciccone isn’t acting in it.
Roland Emmerich to direct
Asteroids?
Roland Emmerich, the gay
director responsible for the biggest, baddest, earth-endingest disaster movies
of the past 15 years (Independence Day, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012) now
finds himself courted by Universal to direct the movie adaptation of the retro
video game Asteroids. That’s the one where the big letter "A" floats in space
shooting little blips at big rocks and spaceships, which means that, clearly,
it’s going to be an amazing film. And it’s obvious why they want the man: he’s
the king of this kind of stuff even though Emmerich has said he no longer wants
to make big end-of-the-world films. He could still sign on, though, when he
learns that this wouldn’t be one of those kinds of projects. That’s because
it’ll be set after the end of the world and the aliens have already won. See?
Totally not the same thing. Next up? Film versions of Metroid, Centipede,
Frogger, Burger Time and Pong.
American Idiot: the Movie
of the Broadway Show of the Concept Album
These days, as far as movie
musicals go, everybody wants to be Mamma Mia! Not that you can blame any
producer for wanting a global smash despite possible critical bashings (and
Mamma Mia! had plenty), but the already proven formula seems most likely to
succeed at the multiplex. Enter Tom Hanks and his PlayTone Productions’
adaptation of the Broadway hit, American Idiot. Based on the concept album by
post-punk band Green Day, the film strings together Green Day hits of the ’90s
and ’00s into a narrative about modern life in an increasingly chaotic United
States. A refreshing change-up from Neanderthal rock attitudes, Green Day was,
alongside Nirvana, responsible for aiming progressive, pro-gay messages at its
young audience and the band’s frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong, will reprise his
role of St. Jimmy in the film version. The project is still in development but
is looking to smarten up theaters sometime in 2013. Look, as long as it beats
Jersey Boys: The Movie into the multiplex, the world can continue to turn on
its axis.
