If you
go to Michigan State Rep. Dave Agema’s website you see quotes related to
Michigan’s economy. It’s pretty boilerplate Republican speak: “We need to bring
more jobs to our area. It is imperative that Michigan is the place business
comes and stays!"
Fair
enough. That’s something a lot of people would like to see. There is, however,
lots of concern about proposed education funding cuts in the state. I mean, an
educated workforce certainly seems like a business-attracting asset and the
deep slashes in school funding would no doubt have a negative impact in
producing said workforce.
This
doesn’t seem to be a problem for Agema, who supports the funding cuts, which
range from 15-22 percent depending on whether you’re looking at the House or
the Senate version of the bill. Oh, and there’s also a stipulation that schools
will be hurt even further if they raise tuition to make up the money.
And
apparently the bill wasn’t anti-gay enough for Agema, and so he added an
amendment that would slap colleges that offer domestic partner benefits with an
additional 5 percent cut.
"Public
universities are thumbing their noses at the rule of law because of their
special constitutional privilege dictating that we can't tell them how to spend
the money we appropriate to them,” Agema said in a press release. “We can,
however, not give them that money in the first place if they disregard the
law.”
The law
that Agema is referring to is, of course, the anti-gay marriage amendment
passed by Michigan voters in 2004. The amendment stated “the union of one man
and one woman in marriage shall be the only agreement recognized as a marriage
or similar union for any purpose." And while supporters of the amendment
swore up and down that it had nothing to do with DP benefits, the Michigan
Supreme Court interpreted the language of the amendment to mean that public
employers were barred from offering DP benefits.
Many
colleges and universities in Michigan were offering DP benefits, as were many
schools nationwide. After all, if you want to attract top talent you need to have
a competitive compensation package. Not wanting to be at a disadvantage,
schools like the University of Michigan and Michigan State found a way to keep
offering benefits while still following the letter of the law by allowing
employees to name an additional qualified adult.
It was a
good business decision, frankly, although Agema, someone who claims to be so
pro-business, doesn’t see it that way.
"Public
universities have disregarded that and placed themselves above the law and
above the will of the people on this issue, and I think it's true justice that
now there is a penalty for that," Agema said.
Agema
even tries to sell the DP benefits penalty as a gift to public school retirees.
“(The
amendment) uses the money from the universities that refused to change their
policy and places it into the K-12 public schools retirement coffers to help
eliminate the shortfall there,” he crowed. “This could be worth up to $60
million to schools."
Oooh.
It’s like winning the anti-gay lottery.
There
are, of course, other ways to raise the millions of dollars schools need. Do I
need to mention that any kind of tax increase is off the table and corporate
taxes are going to be slashed?
But hey,
that’s business-friendly and Agema loves himself some business. “We need less onerous
laws and less excessive taxation,” he claims on his website. Unless those laws
have to do with punishing gay employees or slapping colleges with a
“gay-friendly” tax for offering a competitive compensation package.
"We
must make Michigan a place where our children and grandchildren can expect to
find good jobs,” he adds.
Unless
those children are gay and want to work in, say, higher education or go to a
school that values all of its employees. In that case, fuck ‘em.
