Crappy Coin Slot
I was going through the self-checkout at Safeway one day and for some reason kept I thinking that I saw the word "Poo" out the corner of my eye. Oddly enough, it turned out to be the diagram for the coin slot! Now, if only I actually could poo coins in, I could pay for my groceries!
The Bitch Eats Bones and Balls!
Anyone in the mood to pound some dog? His mouth is wide open and ready! Okay, bestiality, eww. Nevertheless this arcade game in Galaxy Land at West Edmonton Mall seems pretty ... well ... suggestive.
Get Hitched!
Why does this seem like something you would see on a gay dating website: "When Balls Meet, You’re Ready To Hitch!" Even the name "SoloHitch" seems like a believable name for some kind of gay website. You’ll be pleased to know it has "convenient 1 person operation" and most excitingly, "rods adjust up to 42 inches"!