“Ranger” by Mustang, Courtesy of Priape
Damn you Jake Dakota! The moment I see you on a DVD cover I have to rent you. Jake plays the part of a park ranger, but more importantly he gets to run around wearing the sexy uniform. He and his partner Duncan Stone are given a number of simple assignments: keep an eye on some rowdy campers that could be trouble, and escort a “pervert” that has been exposing himself out of the park.
Giving camper Jessie Zane a warning about said pervert meant that he could be ready to take appropriate action. As Dak Ramsey comes out of the bushes and starts stroking his cock, Zane begins smacking his own ass and pulling down his pants to encourage him. Finally Ramsey gets the hint and the two hit it off right there on the picnic table!
Later on, ranger Derek Foster goes in solo to try and take care of those troublemaking campers – some real belligerent bastards. But his lack of confidence lands him on his knees between Brad Star and Ken Mack who are eager to take advantage of the “little green copper.”
Dakota and Stone return to the ranger base after the day is over, and end up accosting their leader Brad Rock. Disappointingly they cut straight to the action…seeing them strip off those uniforms would have been pretty sexy, but Rock’s big dick and Dakota’s furry chest make up for it. Stone is not bad looking either, with his tan and 5 o’clock shadow. They do save the best scenes for last!
The majority of the guys in this film were muscular but smooth. Dakota, Mack, and Ramsey were the token hairy guys, of which Dakota still remains my personal favourite. If you’re feeling cooped up this winter, these outdoor sex scenes should bring a pang of yearning for summer time…though it’s really odd watching porn to campfire guitar music!
“Black” and “Blue” by Hot House Video, Courtesy of Priape
I picked this pair up because they looked like an intriguing two-part series…and Jimmy at Priape highly recommended them. After only minutes I can see why. Even in the DVD menu I was impressed with the quality of the music – I mean, this is good cinematic stuff with a very low cheese-factor, I’d probably buy the soundtrack if it ever became available. Do they even release porno soundtracks?
As the title suggests, this is a light leather fetish flick with guys in their harnesses and chaps. Body hair is well trimmed when present at all in this film, but the guys are mostly muscular and tattooed. I suppose nobody likes getting their chest hair caught and tugged by the buckles on their harness, so they had to wax it off or trim it down. There is a good mix of young of young and old, or at least age-ambiguous people to give wide appeal.
The first scene of Black has a three-way between two slaves (Alex Collack and Nick Piston) and their big black master Marc Williams. The slaves start on their knees, licking his shoes and working their way up to Williams’ ample cock. They do some anal play on a bench for a while, and eventually finish each other off in a sling. Another highlight was the cute Dean Monroe who pants and whines as he gets screwed – it just makes them want to pound him even harder! Before the end of the scene he gets two dicks in his ass at the same time, and that REALLY has him whining!
One of my favourites, Arpad Miklos, appears in the first scene of Blue. He’s looking more muscular than ever, and his buzzed hairstyle and neatly styled beard renew my affections for him. He’s even starting to sound a little more butch when he talks…not that he says anything profound. He plays alpha male around Tamas Eszterhazy and Gabriel Sinclair, acting as an anchor and letting them do most of the work around him, at least until right near the end. Not so much leather in this second part – the emphasis is heavier on jockstraps. Marc Williams makes another appearance in the second scene, where he and Marco Paris do the two-dick trick in Kent North’s ass as he balances on his back. I don’t know about you but I can’t point it directly down when I’m hard like these two guys can. Maybe some yoga would help…
“Hitch” by Titan Media, Courtesy of Adult Depot
No, this isn’t a pornographic remake of the movie with Will Smith and Kevin James…as hot as that would be! Instead the film revolves around the roughneck men who are Hitchhikers.
Jake Deckard plays a police officer who patrols his small boring town. Little happens there, save the fact that they are a “natural hangout” for these wanderers. Deckard has a kind heart, and sometimes takes these guys in (especially the cute ones) to help them get back on their feet (but not before they get down on their knees). Things start off with Deckard picking up Damien Cross and letting him shower over at vacant house that he is house-sitting for a friend. We get to see Cross undressing and taking a shower, and wow is he big even when he’s soft! Deckard soon joins him with absolutely no objection. Though Deckard may not be much to look at clothed, he has quite the wicked body with some sexy tattoos.
Deckard later passes by Jessie Balboa, a guy who is down on his luck and just looking for work, and decides not to give him a hard time as long as he’s not brewing trouble. Balboa later finds work on his knees in front of the sexy Nick Horn, though Horn has stated he already has a guy helping him. Sure enough Diesel Washington, a ripped black guy in stereotypical overalls comes and joins the steamy jam session in the barn workshop. The three of them each get to try a bunch of different positions, starting with light oral and ramping up to anal, and climax twice before the scene is over.
I have to say, the acting isn’t half bad in this one, although predictably there isn’t much of it. They choose some good settings and the music is background but not cheesy. Considering the film is by a big name like Titan Media, the quality of production is not surprising. The line-up of guys is meant to be pretty rough-and-tumble to jive with the premise of vagrants, vagabonds and those who love ‘em. In this case it meant they were some combination of hairy, muscular, tattooed, dirty, or unshaven. Teehee, doesn’t “vagabond” sound like some kind of denture-fixing cream for a vagina? Whoah, random thought!
“Muscle Bear Truck Stop” by Butch Bear, Courtesy of Adult Depot
Muscle Bear Truck Stop is where “butch bears haul ass and drop a load.” By the looks of the well-muscled and furry cast, I knew I would enjoy this one thoroughly.
Blake Nolan and Mike Powers pull over to play around in an abandoned warehouse. Powers seems pretty affectionate by the way he playfully pecks at Nolan and snuggles up to him, but Nolan has something sinister in mind. Before he is even able to struggle, Nolan renders Powers unconscious, with his hands tied up and wearing nothing but his underwear. We can only wonder where he’ll wake up.
Sexy daddy Tim Kelly parks his truck in a similar-looking warehouse to freshen up, taking off his shirt and using it to wipe the sweat from his armpits. Cute salt-and-pepper cub Ross Taylor can’t resist sneaking in to smell that shirt once Kelly steps away, but he is caught red-handed. Kelly roughly grabs his head and pulls his face right into his armpit – nothing beats the real thing! After a whiff of that, Taylor is powerless to resist, and lets the burly daddy have his way.
To be majorly turned on by every single scene in a porno is a rarity for anyone, but it happened to me this time. If you like the idea of roughish sex in semi-public places with that little hint of seedy dirtiness to make things interesting, then this porno will not let you down. Seriously!
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