“Slow Heat” by TitanMen.com
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Cast: Colton Steele, Del Cobb, Steve Carlisle, Steve O’Donnell, Chad Manning, Cory Flint, Nick Capra, Zane Jacobs, Josh West*, Jackson Wild.
Summer is sweltering in a small Texas town, seeming to take a toll on its residents in this Titan production. For a studio with a reputation for hard, hairy, and hung men, Slow Heat sure takes a detour from what you might expect. Most of the actors are slim, not so pretty guys with not so pretty cocks. But if not appealing for their youth, they still have a quaint, white trash charm to them.
The main character, deputy Falk, has the apparently fascinating job of patrolling a forested park where he often indulges in the forbidden “fruit”. As he encounters guys in compromising states of undress, who are camping or going for a swim in the pond, we can hear the deputy’s inner voice telling him to resist his urges. However, his inability to stop staring sends the opposite message.
A recurring theme seems to be cock worship, with an extension of that being pissing…not on each other, but beside each other, which gives the guys a chance to admire what their buddies are packing.
Josh West, probably the only real Titan man of the bunch, appears in a later scene for an over-the-top macho portrayal of a police officer. It’s laughable – he wears big black sunglasses even though it’s the dead of night, and the cigar in his mouth is so big that he can barely talk…it’s as if he is speaking while the doctor looks down his throat using a popsicle stick. So yeah, a little overdone, but West is sexy and well hung enough to live this humiliation down.
“Anal Intruder” by Robert Van Damme
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Cast: Cayden Banks, Robert Van Damme, CJ Madison*, Geoffrey Paine, Brodie Newport, Antonio Milan, Nick Capra, Dean Tucker, Mike Powers, Josh West*, Peter Axel*
Van Damme and Madison are in the business of making pornos, and on the hunt for actors to star in their film. The interview process is intense, requiring prospectives to perform on the spot while the two producers mill about the room offering the occasional comments, or covering things up so that they don’t get stained.
I have to hand it to them – they really managed to get some natural sounding dialogue in this one: from Robert Van Damme scolding cute backyard intruder Cayden Banks (who sneaks in to skinny dip in Van Damme’s hot tub), to CJ Madison conducting a hilarious job interview with Brodie Newport as he feigns complete stupidity. “Condoms? That’s like Ketchup and Mustard right? …oh, you mean Condos?”
CJ Madison and Josh West are their usual depressingly sexy selves. Antonio Milan and Nick Capra add some ethnic spice, while Cayden Banks and Dean Tucker counterbalance with adorable guy-next-door vanilla. Paine has a cute beard and impressive tattoos, while Newport looks like an army brat that you want to smack, but know it will only encourage him. Peter Axel is an odd looking guy, built like a small tank and furry all over. He sweats like a pig as he gets finger banged by Mike Powers in the final scene – so much that his entire body glistens like he’s been doused in lube. No wonder Van Damme covered up the pool table for that audition.
With a name like “Anal Intruder”, this film has a surprising lack of emphasis on anal sex, so if you are looking for it, then don’t get your hopes up. Nonetheless, there are some sexy scenes and fun dialog that easily redeem this misnomer of a porn flick.
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