"XXX" by Mustang

Courtesy of Priape

Cast: Arpad Miklos*, Vinnie D’Angelo*, Derek Da Silva*, Scott Campbell, Colby Keller, Scott Alexander*, Race Cooper, Cole Streets.

No, you read it right.  XXX is not a placeholder for something else, it’s the title of this film, and perhaps not a particularly creative one.  But then again, nor is the film itself.  There’s no story or lead-up, no flirting or introductions, nothing revealed underneath clothing, just pairs of naked guys in dungeon-like rooms that have no other purpose but to bugger each other for our viewing pleasure.

The action is also pretty standard: cock sucking, butt-munching, and ass-pounding, all leading up to traditional as-messy-as-possible cum shots.  So the film’s main merit rests entirely on their selection of cast.  Arpad Miklos was a good choice, although the man appears so often in pornos these days that it’s hard not to take him for granted anymore.  Miklos appears in the first scene with Colby Keller, a fresh face halfway between bear cub and twink.  Most scenes have a similar age gradient, with "daddies" like Vinnie D’Angelo and Derek Da Silva, pairing up with "boys" like Scott Campbell and Cole Streets.

Sadly, so little stood out in this film (aside from their literal erections).  The actors were just in and out (and in...and out) getting the job done with minimal additional flare.  The only glimmer of emotion that I caught was an involuntary "oh my god" of surprise and concern when Scott Alexander shot a larger load than expected across Race Cooper’s face.  But he quickly forgot about it once he realized he didn’t get Cooper in the eye.  Nevertheless, what’s hot is hot, and much of it was still that.

Cast: Ricky Sinz*, Scott Tanner, Jake Deckard*, Antton Harri, Antonio Biaggi*, Damien Crosse*, RJ Danvers, Tristan Jaxx, Logan McCree*, Damian Rios, Scott Campbell, Rick Powers, Dan Rhodes, Jimmy Tripps, Jackson Wild.

Rugged cowboys abound, just in time for the ARGRA Rodeo!  Here is a porno that looks to be much better endowed in the story department – and a 2 disc set, to boot.  You are given a choice of watching the sex only version, or the full version with sex, blood, rape and all.

Actually the story is simple, but this is just part 1 of the series.  Two neighbouring ranches are struggling to survive during a drought.  When one takes water from a watering hole on the other’s land, it elevates the already nasty feud into an all out gun battle and lynching.  With such a large cast, I noticed that they don’t drag out the sex scenes longer than they need to be – a good thing in my mind, because it left more time for variety.

When I think of Damien Crosse, I see the buzzed head, clean shaven face, smooth body and meek smile from so many of his back-cover mug shots.   But in this film he was looking particularly rough-and-tumble – the beard definitely suits him, and his chest hair grew in quite nicely.  He takes an outdoor shower fully clothed, does a super sexy strip tease, and proceeds to play with himself while taking swigs from a bottle of whiskey.  Crosse’s drinking problem becomes apparent when he forces the Jack Daniels bottle (product placement) half-way up his butt...that will be an interesting story at his next AA meeting.  Crosse is quite the busy ranch hand, servicing the blacksmith, and then the jaw-droppingly low hung Antonio Biaggi.  I’ve seen Biaggi in other films, but the summer heat seems to have done wonders for his gonads.

If you like the unshaven outdoorsman type, or have a cowboy fetish, you’ll thoroughly enjoy all of what this film has to offer.

Cast: Dominic Pacifico, Diesel Washington*, Antonio Biaggi, Logan McCree, Mike Dreyden*, Manuel DeBoxer*, Ricky Sinz*, RJ Danvers, Tony DiMarco.

Deija vu?  Yes, I too noticed that this porno features 4 of the same actors from "To The Last Man".  Small world I guess...

Rear Deliveries predictably takes place in a parcel sorting warehouse.  The cooped up men turn on each other for release, giving new meaning to "handling a package".  Humorously, there are a number of movie posters handing in the background from other Raging Stallion productions.  In fact, the second scene is has Mike Dreyden (a bearish Hispanic) fantasizing over a life-size Ink Storm poster when suddenly Logan McCree is actually there!  Dreyden also appears in a later scene with the ever beefy Diesel Washington – very hot!

The main attraction, however, is the super sexy star Manuel DeBoxer, featured front and center on the DVD cover.  He’s in the third scene with Ricky Sinz, who looks slightly less formidable without the beard and cowboy hat.

Blue collar is the word – if that’s your scene, then you won’t be disappointed.

Says the back cover, "Watch as 9 of Citibeur’s exclusive models fulfill their most selfish desires and darkest exhibitions, as they heat up and explore their own muscular bodies in front of the camera."

You know, I went to a dark exhibition once.  Everyone was all like, "Hey, someone turn on the lights so we can see the paintings!"  I think INhibitions is the word.  Jeez, who writes these things anyway?

Compared to the other adult films reviewed this month, Prick takes a much more "reality TV" approach.  It starts off with your tested and true formula of two "straight" guys watching a straight porno together.  Though they don’t ever touch each other, and I wouldn’t quite describe them as muscular, the scene still has its appeal.  Next is an extremely woofy solo shower scene featuring someone that looks somewhat like Aitor Crash – bald head, trimmed beard, furry and muscular body.  He says a couple of sweet nothings in French as he brings his massive uncut manhood to full size, occasionally bouncing it around to tease.  If you think this guy is hot, just wait for the Hispanic hunk (seen on the right of the cover) in the final scene, who smacks his muscles and humps a punching bag!

The movie has 6 chapters, and continues the trend of zero body contact between actors.  However, watching these guys playing with themselves creates a heightened sense of anticipation, like there’s room for you to join.

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