Here comes Valentines Day! For those of you who need a little extra loving, we’re reviewing 2-disc sets this month from Adult Depot. Apparently they couldn’t fit all that manly goodness onto just one DVD…when you think about it, that’s a lot of naughty bits and mega-bytes!
“The Missing” by Hot House Video
This film starts out similar to that that infamous “What’s wrong with gay marriages?” commercial with the two guys sleeping together and fighting over the blanket. I couldn’t help but watch fondly as they alternated spooning one another as the night progressed. Next morning however the scene is not so rosy – one of the guys has been kidnapped!
He awakes in a dungeon, bound up in a leather body bag where he has no choice but to sample the “prison food”. Looks like hotdogs are on the menu - and yes, you guessed it, buns. He certainly doesn’t remain a reluctant prisoner for long!
The guys are decked out in their leather harnesses, chaps, and cock rings - most of them have at least one tattoo on their body. I’d say all of them are 30-somethings at least, some are furry, some are smooth, but all are pretty masculine. They grunt and they growl, they suck and they spank, they rim and they…fart? Maybe it was just queer ears playing tricks on me.
A couple of scenes later I see the next generation in interior decorating – a beautiful glass table with an underside cage – comes complete with 3-hot-prisoner set! It’s really unique, I wonder when IKEA will finally get “Cäge” in stock? It’s certainly kinky, and one hell of a way to get some dinner entertainment.
The second CD has a 5th bonus scene on it, along with a cum-shot compilation, fuck compilation, and XXX photo gallery.
The movie can be a little fetish-heavy at times, but unlike some similar style movies I’ve reviewed in the past, I found nothing that made me overly uncomfortable. Maybe that’s not saying much from me, as I’ve possibly become completely desensitized.
“Arabesque” by Raging Stallion Studios
If President Bush were a fur-queen, a movie like this would make him think twice about bombing Iraq! Okay, that was in really bad taste, but luckily this porno will put a better one in your mouth. For me, the most spittle-wiping occurred over the newly introduced Raging Stallion exclusive “Sarib” – now that’s a woofer, and such a bottom!
The beginning is a little odd as they show clips from old black and white movies before they lead us into the first scene. Though the street market bartering gets a little friendly, it’s the communal water-pot that gets things fired up. Other than “monkey boy”, all of these guys in this scene are 9’s and 10’s in my book – muscular, tattooed, and furry as heck. Whoops, did I psyche you out? They’re not quite 9 or 10 inches, but certainly well enough endowed to keep one’s attention.
Stereotypes abound. The music is completely cliché – heavy on the drums, sitars, and other instruments I can’t even name. The scenery is actually quite convincing, maybe not for a marketplace per se, but it definitely hits that Aladdin-style Arabic feel…it must be the abundant array of Persian rugs that do it for me. The actors announce their imminent climaxes in plain English – thank goodness they didn’t stoop to using any of that phony South Park “Burka burka mohammed” speech or I would start to feel ashamed for enjoying the porno so much.
The scene with Sarib and Hussein one-on-one just totally blew my mind. Sarib performs auto-felatio while Hussein contorts his manhood directly downward into him. Now that’s talent, I have to say! Now there’s something unique for which to rent this particular porno. I seriously doubt there are too many others that have caught something like this on camera, at least not with guys this hot.
Later on we see a cute but smooth Arabic prince going at a scruffy, almost oriental-looking twink. My goodness, there’s plenty of room under the prince’s “tent”. Sadly for me (but perhaps more happily for you), there is a hardy helping of younger smooth guys in the scenes to follow – so it’s not solely a fur-lover’s pizza.
CD number 2 comes with bonus scenes from other Raging Stallion pornos like “Raiders of the Lost Arse,” another A-grade film in my opinion. They have model interviews, an extended movie trailer, and a stimulating behind the scenes feature.
This sex stuff is all just a fun diversion though. This month especially, remember that it’s the relationship behind the sex that matters! Don’t let yourself get so far lost in lust that you forget about love. That being said, not all relationships can be a harlequin romance. Time to get down and dirty?
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